What do you think of your current surroundings?

Please, dear GOD, get me the hell outta here!
It's not so bad once you get used to it.
There needs to be more sex.
What?
I'm not even supposed to be here.
Needs more torture.

What's your idea of a good time?

Sitting in a corner while complaining and plotting revenge.
Laughing. Laughter is the tap-dance of the soul.
Tricking people into having sex with me.
What?
Having various liquids shot into my eyes.
Torturing others.

You've found a ham sandwich left unattended... you:

Take a great big dump in it.
Talk to it, tenderly expressing your feelings.
Is it single?
What?
Look, I'm here to do a job... not answer questions.
Think of various orifices it might fit in... either that, or eat it.

You would most accurately describe yourself as a:

Pessimist.
Eternal Optimist.
Pervert.
What?
Hard Worker.
Person of science.

Which one of these quotes would you be most likely to utter?

"Please, let me die!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Who has the Crisco?"
"What?"
"Leave me alone!"
"Bend over, please."

If you were to suggest one change for the better in your current environment, it would be:

Everything.
More ladies.
Group sex night.
What?
A better work ethic.
Nothing, it's fine.